My Statement of Needs

I can't remember whose blog I saw it on, but the game is to google (although you could use an alternative search engine of your choice) your name and the word needs & pick the most "interesting results"

So with no futher ado I present my favourite results from googling "Cara needs"

Cara needs her hair done and her face painted to look like a leman or a high courtesan
Can't argue with that one really, "high courtesan" is not what springs to mind when I look in the mirror (especially first thing in the morning)

Cara needs lots of drama
Especially if it's something like Poirot or Midsomer Murders.

Cara needs to work on her motivation, but she definitely isn't hopeless
Erm... can't be bothered to comment on that one

Cara needs lots of luggage for a 3 day trip
Obviously they've heard about my plans for the Discworld Convention then.

Cara needs a lot of therapy to get over this dislike of men.
I wouldn't say I disliked men.... I think they're lying.

CARA needs more group spirit and participation
Are they suggesting I should go out drinking more often?

Cara needs 34 tablets of phenobarbitone a day along with potassium bromide
Well, it makes a change from the current anti-emetics.

CARA needs a secretary who's willing to work 3x a week, from 9am to 6pm
Yes! Yes, I do and for absolutely no pay whatsoever as well.

Cara needs help. Fast. Now. Don’t delay.
They've met me, haven't they?

and my absolute favourite..

Cara Needs to Go to College or Else She Will Find Herself Living Under a Bridge Playing Spoons With A Group of Forgotten Child Stars
I can chuck out the crystal ball now - if I'm not well enough to go back to college in September I now know what my future holds.